soap, n.Definitions

Soap is not always clean. There is nothing dirtier than old soap.

Soap is a stuff where anybody who doesn't know what it tastes like has never washed a dog.

Soap is a material which, above all else, changes a small boy's appearance.

Soap is an inert stone nearly as hard to hold as a fish.

Soap is the one thing that the civilized man - who can live without faith or hope - cannot live without.

Soap celebrates its marriage with water by growing almost instantly into a Chinese fish with a gown of veils and kimonos.

Soap is a fish that slips from one and dives into the basin like a frog, emitting a blue cloud of confusion.

Soap is a device used to repel little boys from bath tubs, and which should never be dropped in a prison shower.