Ring False

spelling

bear

dad joke

school

witch

spelling bee

Karl Marx

being wrong

Harry Potter

joke

Hanukkah

congratulations

grammar

apostrophe

counting

one-liner

plagiarism

typing

illiteracy

literacy

alphabet

nonsense question

bumper sticker

dictionary

Grimm's law

linguistics

vowel

butt

waffle

typo

pterodactyl

academia

assignment

college

editing

editor

essay writing

homework

Deep Thoughts

being correct

is overrated. Spelling a word alike each time is like making all clothes alike and cooking all dishes alike.

I don't see any use in having a uniform and arbitrary way of spelling words. We might as well make all clothes alike and cook all dishes alike. Sameness is tiresome... variety is pleasing. Mark Twain

is for chumps. Never trust a man who has only one way to spell a word.

You should never trust a man who has only one way to spell a word. Mark Twain

is random in English. Cough, rough, though, and through don’t rhyme but bologna and pony do

Cough, rough, though, and through don’t rhyme but bologna and pony do

is a good indicator of whether something will work --- nothing you can't spell will ever work.

is, in English, an affair of memory, not of reason.

is difficult to learn because the teacher keeps changin' the words.

Shorty never learned to spell 'cause the teacher kept changin' the words.

is overrated --- It's a damn poor mind that can think of only one way to spell a word!

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