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Star Wars is just a bunch of zippy and swooshy noises with a terrifyingly realistic wedding song.
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Star Wars is the story of a sentient invisible energy field playing chess with itself.
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Star Wars is a movie about a guy who joined the Rebellion because he saw a short video clip of his sister who he thought was hot.
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Star Wars is a prime example of what happens with star employees are undervalued. After being denied a promotion with the Jedi, Anakin seeks employment at a similar but competing group promising him a key position (w/ better benefits) in an outfit poised for aggressive expansion.
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