star wars, n.All

Star Wars is just a bunch of zippy and swooshy noises with a terrifyingly realistic wedding song.

The wife just asked, "What's that pile of clothes doing on the bathroom floor?"I went with, "It's a dead Jedi."

Star Wars is a movie about a guy who joined the Rebellion because he saw a short video clip of his sister who he thought was hot.

Star Wars is a film about a single family fucking up literally the entire galaxy

Star Wars is the story of a sentient invisible energy field playing chess with itself.

Star Wars is just the Skywalker family drama.

Star Wars is a prime example of what happens with star employees are undervalued. After being denied a promotion with the Jedi, Anakin seeks employment at a similar but competing group promising him a key position (w/ better benefits) in an outfit poised for aggressive expansion.

My wife left me because of my endless Star Wars punsDivorce is strong with this one