stock market, n.Definitions

The Stock market is a different thing from the economy.

The Stock market is a place where it is very difficult to distinguish a historical high from a hysterical high.

The Stock market is a place where the only sure way of making a killing is to shoot your broker.

The Stock market is like judging a newspaper beauty contest in which one must select the six prettiest faces out of a hundred photographs, with the prize going to the person whose selections most nearly conform to those of the group as a whole.

The Stock market is a place where the only way you can make a killing is by shooting your stock broker

The Stock market is speculating. There are two times one shouldn't do it: when he can't afford it, and when he can.

The Stock market is based on countless transactions whereby, every time one man buys, another sells, and both think they are astute.

The Stock market is inherently risky. You should always hedge against your bets, for only when the tide goes out does one learn who's been swimming naked.