teetotaler, n.Definitions

A Teetotaler is the very worst sort of drunkard.

A Teetotaler is someone who will never know what he missed.

A Teetotaler is a gastronomically uninteresting person.

A Teetotaler is someone who practises moderation to excess.

The Teetotaler is always conspicuous by his abstinence.

A Teetotaler is one who abstains from strong drink, sometimes totally, sometimes tolerably totally.

The Teetotaler is to be pittied — people who don't drink wake up in the morning and that's the best they're going to feel all day.