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Sit In A Recliner

television

potato

vegetable

dad joke

hip hop

bathtub

Lil Wayne

window

one-liner

calorie

exercise

sleeping

trivia

recording

speed

Chuck Norris

Waldo

remote control

Where's Waldo

zombie

Star Wars

television criticism

Jedi

Simpsons

movie

preposition

nonsense question

obesity

misanthropy

home improvement

Netflix

technology

glitch

celebrity

present

friends

1990s

Christmas

junk food

New Year's

parenting

board game

watching TV

actor

fourth wall

getting fired

television set

is not free so long as there's a jingle in your head.

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free.

is great becasue if something important happens anywhere in the world, day or night, you can always change the channel.

The great thing about television is that if something important happens anywhere in the world, day or night, you can always change the channel. -Author Unknown

 (as written in 1939) will never be a serious competitor for radio because people must sit and keep their eyes glued on a screen... the average American family hasn't time for it.

TV will never be a serious competitor for radio because people must sit and keep their eyes glued on a screen... the average American family hasn't time for it. -Author Unknown, from New York Times, 1939

is a device that permits people who haven't anything to do to watch people who can't do anything.

Television is a device that permits people who haven't anything to do to watch people who can't do anything. Fred Allen

is a gold goose that lays scramble eggs... to beat it for not laying caviar is futile and probably fatal.

Television is a gold goose that lays scramble eggs... and it is futile and probably fatal to beat it for not laying caviar. -Lee Loevinger

is a medium because it is neither rare nor well done.

Television is a medium because it is neither rare nor well done. Ernie Kovacs

is a medium of entertainment which permits millions of people to listen to the same joke at the same time, and yet remain lonesome.

Television is a medium of entertainment which permits millions of people to listen to the same joke at the same time, and yet remain lonesome. (T. S. Eliot)

is a place where you go when you want to turn your brain off whereas the internet is a place you go when you want to turn your brain on.

I've got to tell you, the Internet is a place you go when you want to turn your brain on, and television is a place you go when you want to turn your brain off. I'm not at all convinced that the twain will meet. Steve Jobs

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