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A Hotel is a place where you get out of a taxi with two suitcases and an attache case and the doorman says, "Are you checking in, sir?."
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A Hotel is a place where the minute your shower temperature is adjusted somebody signals the guy next door to flush his toilet and scald you to death.
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A Hotel is a place whose owner offers you a room in which to retire at a price which enables him to.