therapy, n.Definitions

Therapy teaches one that it is all someone else's fault

Therapy is expensive; popping bubble wrap is cheap! You choose.

Therapy is overrated. There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.

Therapy is a tricky thing because if you become addicted to it, how would you treat it?

Therapy is overrated. Chocolate is cheaper than it and you don't need an appointment.

Therapy is not a normal thing to undergo — anyone who goes to a shrink should have his head examined!

Therapy is a practice that encourages the patient to think and talk about himself — which is what induced him to seek therapy.

Therapy is less about the treatment of neuroses than about the approach to the numinous. But the fact that the approach to the numinous is the real therapy, and inasmuch as you attain to the numinous experience you are released from the curse of pathology. Even the very disease takes on a numinous character.