ulcer, n.Definitions

An Ulcer is caused by mountain climbing over molehills.

An Ulcer is not infrequently caused by inflammation of the wishbone.

The Ulcer is contagious. You can get them from your boss.

The Ulcer is one of those gifts that keep on giving.

An Ulcer is that gut-feeling most big businessmen have.

An Ulcer is not gotten from what we eat, but from what's eating us.

An Ulcer is the extra dividend you get while driving on the road to success.

An Ulcer is a hole in a man's stomach through which he crawls to escape from his wife.