vegetarian, n.Definitions

Vegetarian is a Latin phrase, originally meaning "really bad hunter."

A Vegetarian is an herbivorous individual with Buddhist tendencies

The Vegetarian is a good salad citizen

A Vegetarian is a person who eats only side dishes

Vegetarian is a Native American word meaning “lousy hunter."

A Vegetarian is one who eats oysters only during the months that have an X in their spelling.

A Vegetarian is a person who won’t eat anything that can have children.

A Vegetarian is one who rejects the ghoulish concept of forking animal remains down the gullet, preferring to dine upon the corpses of plants and their detachable reproductive organs (popularly known as fruit)