video game, n.Definitions

Video game is just as likely to make you violent as Monopoly is to make you a millionaire

A Video game is an electronic for of opium, consumed by stony eyed young addicts either at home or in dark communal den, where their families occasionally must venture to retrieve them.

The Video game is an activity where you control what you do, however it is more widely socially acceptable to watch TV and do nothing.

A Video game is is an activity that you cannot participate in without revealing that you care more about a virtual character's well-being than your own.

A Video game is an electronic form of opium, consumed by stony-eyed young addicts either at home or in dark communal dens, where their families occasionally must venture to retrieve them.

The Video game is a world in which the characters get more fit, sculpted and athletic in equal proportion to the game players becoming more sedentary, amorphous and obese.

The Video game is one of the least sexy things a guy can do but one of the most sexy things a girl can do.

The Video game is considered a problem when you have a spouse and do it all day, but sitting there watching TV all day, bored out of your mind, is ok.