viola

musician

light bulb joke

is distinguished from the violin in that that a viola burns longer.

One of the most durable and destructive legacies of discrimination is the way we've internalized a sense of limitation... how so many in our community have come to expect so little from the world and from themselves.

is an awful instrument --- the 'real' kind of 'perfect pitch' is throwing a viola into a dumpster without hitting the rim.

is different from a trampoline in this: You should take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

is different from an onion in this: No one cries when you cut up a viola.

is distinguished from a coffin in this: the coffin has the dead person on the inside.

is distinguished from a violin in this: You can tune the violin.

is easy to recognize when it is being playing out of tune: it's whenever the bow is moving.

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