violin

nepotism

is the revenge exacted by the intestines of a dead cat.

A violin is the revenge exacted by the intestines of a dead cat.

is the revenge extracted by the intestines of a dead cat.

the revenge extracted by the intestines of a dead cat.

is a glorified dead tree, except louder, and with no squirrels living in it.

is a neck guitar that you play using a stick with hair.

is a weirdly shaped mandolin that you hold with your face and saw

is the proper musical instrument for a wedding : after the romantic music is over, the strings are still attached.

The violin is the proper musical instrument for a wedding : after the romantic music is over, the strings are still attached.

is just a bit of good carpentry and some dead cats.

is distinguished from the viola in that a viola burns longer.

The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.