waffle, n.Definitions

A Waffle is a pancake with delusions of grandeur

A Waffle is a pancake with pants on

A Waffle is a pancake that knows somebody.

The Waffle is a pancake with a non-skid sole.

The Waffle is just a pancake with abs.

A Waffle is a pancake that's trying too hard.

The Waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap.

The Waffle is made by the same three things that make a diamond: heat, pressure, and time.