waiter, n.Definitions

A Waiter is a man who believes that money grows on trays.

Waiter is a funny word since it is we who wait.

A Waiter is one who thinks money grows on trays.

A Waiter is, In America, basically a free agent

A Waiter is just a stripper with a name tag

The Waiter is always a singing waiter if you hit him in the right place with the pepper mill.

Waiter is a job where the pay isn't great, but you can put food on the table.