watermelon

dad joke

is such that upon tasting it, one knows what the angels eat.

When one has tasted watermelon he knows what the angels eat. Mark Twain

is a good fruit, in that it can be simultaneously eaten, drunk, and the face washed therewith.

Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face.

is 92% water. Since water is tasteless, you only ever taste 8% of a watermelon.

Watermelons are 92% water, and since water is tasteless, you only ever taste 8% of a watermelon.

is a food that presents you with a choice: you can be fastidious, or you can enjoy it.

In eating com on the cob or watermelon, you have a choice: you can be fastidious, or you can enjoy it