wedding, n.Definitions

A Wedding is a ceremony at which a man loses complete control of himself.

A Wedding is a ceremony at which a woman acquires another mind of her own.

The Wedding is a ceremony where the bridegroom starts kissing the bride and the other fellows stop.

A Wedding is a ceremony whereby one ring is put around the bride's finger and one through the groom's nose.

A Wedding is where the bride always looks stunning, and the bridegroom stunned.

A Wedding is a ceremony at which a man chooses the woman he wants to spend his life listening to.

A Wedding is an event where a bride going up the aisle to be married looks as confident as a man laying down four aces.

A Wedding is such that music played at weddings always reminds one of the music played for soldiers before they go into battle.