widow, n.Definitions

A Widow is a married woman whose husband is taking an extended nap

A Widow is one who often turns her second husband into the most sincere mourner of her first.

The Widow is one who can be thankful for one thing. At least they always know where their husbands are.

A Widow is a woman prematurely liberated from marriage without the negative stigma associated with other methods.

A Widow is the only woman who knows where her husband is every night.

A Widow is a fascinating being with the flavor of maturity, the spice of experience, the piquancy of novelty, the tang of practiced coquetry, and the halo of one man's approval.

The Widow is tasked with two duties with contrary obligations: She is a mother and she must exercise paternal authority. Few woman are strong enough to understand and to play this role.

A Widow is a pathetic figure that the Christian world has agreed to take humorously, although christ's tenderness towards widows was one of the most marked features of his character.