zombie apocalypse

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is perhaps best prevented by tying people’s shoes together before we bury them.

We could prevent a zombie apocalypse by tying people’s shoes together before we bury them.

is less likely to be a problem in Japan since cremation is the norm there.

Because cremation is the norm in Japan, they would have little trouble with a zombie apocalypse.

is all the worse of a prospect when you consider all those smoke detectors beeping for battery changes.

A zombie apocalypse sounds even worse when you consider all those smoke detectors beeping for battery changes.

is preventable if we bury our dead with their shoe laces tied together.

A zombie outbreak could be prevented if people were buried with their shoe laces tied together.