The Committee (n.) is so terribly bureaucratic that one day soon someone will appoint a committee to designate a task force to assemble a working group to pick a new name for a committee.
A Committee (n.) is often counterproductive — Individuals can and do make a difference, but it takes a team to really mess things up.
A Committee (n.) is a waste of time — the optimum committee has no members.
A Committee (n.) is the best way to slow progress.
A Company (n.) is people agreeing to share a logo and blame
Company (n.) is capable of making time pass quickly — A pleasant companion on the road is as good as a carriage.
Company (n.) is important, but the quality of that company is crucial — It is better to sit alone than in company with the bad, and it is better still to sit with the good than alone.
Company (n.) is often prefered in the form of those who find you interesting over those you find interesting.
Congress (n.) is profligate with our money — No drunken sailor ever spent money as fast as a sober congressman.
Congress (n.) is corrupting — Being in Congress has ruined many a good man.
Congress (n.) is the only American criminal class.
Congress (n.) is where a man gets up to speak and doesn't say a thing, and the other men disagree with him for three hours.
A Corpse (n.) is addressed by name and handled like an object.
A Corpse (n.) is a person everyone suddenly speaks for.
A Corpse (n.) is like the cover of an old book.