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Congress is the spiritual successor to the Roman Colosseum. In each chamber, corporate champions engage in single and group combat
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Congress is confronted with the unsolved problem of how to get the people to pay taxes they can't afford for services they don't need.
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Congress is a group that the country has come to feel the same about as a baby getting hold of a hammer
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Congress is hard to blame, for no one would do any better than Congressmen if their boss showed an interest in them only once in two years.