Anthropology (n.) is the investigation of oddments by the eccentric.
Anthropology (n.) is the science of leftovers.
Anthropology (n.) is tasked to take the ordinary and make it visible.
Anthropology (n.) is philosophy with the people in.
Archaeology (n.) is gossip about people too dead to object
Archaeology (n.) is grave robbing plus time.
Archaeology (n.) is a discipline in which a degree is just a grave robbing permit.
Archaeology (n.) is just grave robbing after a certain amount of time has passed.
Biology (n.) is a kind of wrongheaded metaphysics, a metaphysics of power and machination.
Biology (n.) is unable to provide an understanding of life as long as biology derives its legitimacy from science in the grips of modern processes of machination.
Biology (n.) is a chemical strategy for amplifying quantum mechanical indeterminacy so that it leaves the subatomic realm and can be present in a hundred and forty five pound block of meat.
Biology (n.) is the only science where dividing and multiplying are the same thing.
Control (n.) is usually felt most by the person who doesn't have it.
Control (n.) is the remote you keep clicking after the batteries die.
Control (n.) is what you have over the things that were going to happen anyway.
Control (n.) is well-maintained with a threat — The dog that has been beaten with a stick is afraid of its shadow.