An Academic (n.) is relating to a society that promotes the love of the static and the immobile.
The Academic's (n.) nature it is to consider only that which is dead, for one can only be completely sure of what can no longer move.
An Academic (n.) studies the passion-stains on the bedsheets.
The Academic (n.) is of, or pertaining to, fossils; vegetative; parasitic; the opposite of change, viable, evolution.
The Brain (n.) is a commodity as scarce as radium and more precious, used to fertilize ideas.
Brain (n.) is the only human organ that is not biological. It is ideological.
The Brain (n.) is like a muscle. When we think well, we feel good. Understanding is a kind of ecstasy.
A Brain (n.) is a mind only when it's fortified with knowledge.
An Egghead (n.) is the insult aimed at whoever read the instructions.
An Egghead (n.) is intelligence as described by the people it makes nervous.
An Egghead (n.) gets consulted in private by the same people who mock him in public.
An Egghead (n.) has a lot in his head but nothing on it.