A Cash advance (n.) keeps its doors open later than the bank, and for the same customers the bank sent home.
A Cash advance (n.) is a loan dressed up as your own money arriving early.
A Cash advance (n.) is like eating tomorrow's lunch today and paying for it twice.
A Cash advance (n.) is a loan offered hardest to people who can least afford its interest.
A Mortgage (n.) is how great landowners who spend faster than their lands bring in avoid selling — and where most of England's lent money went in 1691.
A Mortgage (n.) dogs the heels of private landownership as prostitution dogs monogamy: you wanted land you could freely sell, and now you can lose it.
A Mortgage (n.) is a pawn ticket on the land; as privileges accumulated on the medieval estate, mortgages accumulate on the modern small allotment — and mortgaging begets mortgaging.
A Mortgage (n.) the peasant holds on heavenly possessions guarantees the mortgage the bourgeois holds on the peasant's earthly ones.
A Payday loan (n.) is like a treadmill you pay to stay on.
A Payday loan (n.) is a loan priced highest for the people least able to pay it.
A Payday loan (n.) is taken by people who can read the rate perfectly well and sign anyway.
A Payday loan (n.) is repaid in full on Friday, which is how the next one starts.
A Student loan (n.) is like a tattoo, quick to get and expensive to be rid of
A Student loan (n.) is a debt taken on behalf of a future self who was never once consulted
A Student loan (n.) is repaid across the same years you would otherwise be saving for everything else
A Student loan (n.) is money lent to a person specifically because they do not know anything yet