Carl Jung (n.) is the psychologist people quote when they want their dreams to count as research
Carl Jung (n.) is astrology that went to graduate school.
Carl Jung (n.) is the psychologist people cite when they want a personality to be a destiny.
Carl Jung (n.) is distinguished from Freud in that, whereas Freud was, for the most part, concerned with the morbid effects of unconscious repression, Jung was more interested in the manifestations of unconscious expression, first in the dream and eventually in all the more orderly products of religion and art and morals.
Jacques Lacan (n.) is the thinker you cite to show you suffered in graduate school
Jacques Lacan (n.) is a most rewarding writer to 'misread'.
Lacan (n.) is psychoanalysis that made the mirror the whole curriculum.
Lacan (n.) is guilty of smuggling foundationalism in again through the back door, to create a kind of ‘metaphysics of absence’.
Sigmund Freud (n.) imported concepts and borrowed from the then dominant energy physics, political economy, and biology of his time.
Sigmund Freud's (n.) theories are pretty much proved by the search bar on Pornhub.
Sigmund Freud (n.) is the first to make explicit the existence and workings of defense mechanisms.
Sigmund Freud (n.) is the first to bring to philosophical and psychological attention the sexual tensions existing within the family, what he calls "family romance".