Appalachia (n.) is like a grandmother's house the rest of the country visits only in documentaries.
Appalachia (n.) is where the coal left and the company's name stayed on the high school.
Appalachia (n.) is a place a country keeps so it has somewhere to put its past.
Appalachia (n.) is where eyes peek from behind curtains and home-for-sale signs linger on lawns for years.
The Arctic (n.) seems made for the Laplander — snow, reindeer, driftwood, oil-rich whales — yet nothing but the greatest discord among human beings could have driven them there.
A Belt (n.) is an obesity progress bar.
A Belt (n.) is very short leather pants.
A Belt (n.) is like a watch; only it measures longer time increments, and measures them with holes instead of hands.
The Bible Belt (n.) is the empire of the saved.
The Bible Belt (n.) is a broad swath of land that sweeps from the Confederacy to the high plains, embracing all manner of Baptists, Methodists, revivalists and Holy Rollers, who gather to praise the Lord until a tornado flattens their tent and they dream no more.