belt, n.All

Why did the belt go to jail?Because it held up a pair of pants

The Belt is a curious thing. The belt holds the pants up, but the belt loops hold the belt up. Who is the real hero?

Why did the belt get arrested?He held up a pair of pants

What did the 0 say to the 8?Nice belt

Belt is a symbol of the protection of the body and, being an allegory of virginity, implies the ‘defensive’ (moral) virtues of the person.

A Belt is one of the dirtiest articles of clothing we wear on a daily basis. They are the first thing we touch after using the toilet and are rarely, if ever, washed.

A Belt is just beef jerky.

A Belt is horizontal suspenders.

Belt is symbolically an erotic and fetishistic thing when associated with Venus.

A Belt is a necklace for your waist.

A Belt is an extremely short leather skirt.