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is a person who does things because they have been done before while an American is a person who does things because they haven't been done before.

An Englishman is a person who does things because they have been done before. An American is a person who does things because they haven't been done before. Mark Twain

is not a very spiritual people so they invented cricket to give them some idea of eternity.

The English are not a very spiritual people, so they invented cricket to give them some idea of eternity. George Bernard Shaw

is not happy unless they are miserable, just as the irish are not at peace unless they are at war, and the scots are not at home unless they are abroad.

The English are not happy unless they are miserable, the Irish are not at peace unless they are at war, and the Scots are not at home unless they are abroad. George Orwell

is the most obtuse and barbarous people in the world.

The English are, I think the most obtuse and barbarous people in the world Stendhal

is the great Wurlitzer of language, the most perfect all-purpose instrument ever invented.

English is the great Wurlitzer of language, the most perfect all-purpose instrument ever invented.

is one who, even if alone, forms an orderly queue of one.

An Englishman, even if he is alone, forms an orderly queue of one.

's mind works best when it is almost too late.

An Englishman's mind works best when it is almost too late.

is a people best explained in terms of tea, roast beef and rain, for a people is first what it eats, drinks and gets pelted with.

The English are best explained in terms of tea, roast beef and rain. A people is first what it eats, drinks and gets pelted with.

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