Things People Carry

Things People Constantly Misplace

Gather Before A Storm

Improve By Being Carried

Negotiate

Pile Up By The Door

Protect

Quietly Negotiate

Show Up When It Rains

Wear Out While Helping

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collective noun

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is a Common property. One man's loss is another man's umbrella.

is a shelter for one; and a shower for two.

 makes a person look like a parachutist fallen to Earth.

201. Es que lleva el paraguas abierto cuando ya no llueve parece un paracaidista caído del nido. When you carry an open umbrella you look like a parachutist fallen to Earth.

is a distinct snare to the traveler. They torment the spirit more than a scolding husband, get lost oftener than a baby, and are always where they should not be and never where they should.

"Carry no umbrellas. Umbrellas are an illusion and a distinct snare to the traveler. They torment the spirit more than a scolding husband, get lost oftener than a baby, and are always where they should not be and never where they should." (OWH 12/28/90)

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