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is a person who tempramentally does not crave comfort and convenience - if he did he would live elsewhere.

By comparison with other less hectic days, the city is unconfortable and inconvenient... but New Yorkers tempramentally do not crave comfort and convenience - if they did they would live elsewhere.

is one who does not really seek information about the outside world. He feels that if anything is not in new york it is not likely to be interesting.

True New Yorkers do not really seek information about the outside world. They feel that if anything is not in New York it is not likely to be interesting. Jimmy Breslin

is one who, after six months, recognizes that he walks faster, talks faster, and thinks faster.

If, after living there for six months, you find that you walk faster, talk faster and think faster, you are a New Yorker.Ed Koch

is one who secretly believes that people living anywhere else have to be, in some sense, kidding.

The true New Yorker secretly believes that people living anywhere else have to be, in some sense, kidding.

is so unfriendly, if it weren't for the muggings, there'd be no personal contact at all.

New Yorkers aren't very warm. If it weren't for the muggings, there'd be no personal contact at all.

is so impersonal, if it wasn't for muggings there wouldn't be any contact at all.

is the only kind of people who will ask you to hold their place in line while they go look for a shorter line to stand on.

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