new yorker, n.All

The New Yorker is a native of the present tense.

The New Yorker is one who, after six months, recognizes that he walks faster, talks faster, and thinks faster.

New Yorker is one who does not really seek information about the outside world. He feels that if anything is not in new york it is not likely to be interesting.

The New Yorker is one who secretly believes that people living anywhere else have to be, in some sense, kidding.

A New Yorker is a person who tempramentally does not crave comfort and convenience - if he did he would live elsewhere.

New Yorker is so unfriendly, if it weren't for the muggings, there'd be no personal contact at all.

The New Yorker is so impersonal, if it wasn't for muggings there wouldn't be any contact at all.

The New Yorker is the only kind of people who will ask you to hold their place in line while they go look for a shorter line to stand on.