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is a man who acts like a humanitarian and charges like a tv repairman.

A doctor is a man who acts like a humanitarian and charges like a TV repairman.

is a person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.

Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.

is interested not in health but in disease whereas the public is taught that health is the cure for disease.

The doctor has been taught to be interested not in health but in disease. What the public is taught is that health is the cure for disease. Ashley Montagu

is one who believes that the best things in life are fees.

Doctors believe that the best things in life are fees.

is one who pours drugs, of which he knows little, into a body of which he knows less.

to pour drugs, of which he knows little, into a body of which he knows less

is someone who acts like a humanitarian and charges like a TV repairman.

A doctor is someone who actS like a humanitarian and charges like a TV repairman.

is the only man who can tell a woman to take off all her clothes and then send her husband a bill for it.

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is a guy who tells you if you don’t cut out something he’ll cut something out of you

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