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is Gods revenge for eating his animal friends.

Heart attacks -- Gods revenge for eating his animal friends.

is like having an elephant stand on your chest for ten minutes or longer.

is had at no worse time than during a game of charades.

The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.

is a painful modem medical disorder, commonly accompanied by death, that is known to afflict middle-aged men who strive valiantly and hopelessly against their natures, toward goals that make them sick.

A painful modem medical disorder, commonly accompanied by death, that is known to afflict middle-aged men who strive valiantly and hopelessly against their natures, toward goals that make them sick.

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