egoist

astronomy

is of two kinds: those who admit it, and the rest of us.

The two kinds of egotists: Those who admit it, and the rest of us.

is a conceited person who thinks the worst thing that could happen to him would be if he were someone else.

An egotist is a conceited person who thinks the worst thing that could happen to him would be if he were someone else.

is one who has a distorted view of the world because of his I's.

An egotist has a distorted view of the world because of his I's.

is one who never knows when he is being flattered.

An egotist never knows when he is being flattered.

is one who never seems to find fault with a mirror.

An egotist never seems to find fault with a mirror.

is one who talks to you about himself, a gossip talks to you about others, and a brilliant conversationalist talks to you about you.

An egotist talks to you about himself, a gossip talks to you about others, and a brilliant conversationalist talks to you about you.

is one who, when he gets up in the morning and puts his pants on, thinks the whole world is dressed.

When an egotist gets up in the morning and puts his pants on, he thinks the whole world is dressed.

is one who always resents meeting another egotist as if he alone had the right to be one

An egotist always resents meeting another egotist as if he alone had the right to be one