egoist, n.All

The Egoist is a conceited person who thinks the worst thing that could happen to him would be if he were someone else.

The Egoist is one who has a distorted view of the world because of his I's.

The Egoist is one who never seems to find fault with a mirror.

The Egoist is one who always resents meeting another egotist as if he alone had the right to be one

Egoist is one who, when he gets up in the morning and puts his pants on, thinks the whole world is dressed.

The Egoist is one who talks to you about himself, a gossip talks to you about others, and a brilliant conversationalist talks to you about you.

The Egoist is of two kinds: those who admit it, and the rest of us.

The Egoist is one who never knows when he is being flattered.