jogger

collective noun

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is a member of an ascetic cult given to public displays of self-abuse in city parks and along suburban thoroughfares.

Member of an ascetic cult given to public displays of self-abuse in city parks and along suburban thoroughfares; recognized by their monotonous low-stepping gait, expensive running shoes, visible disdain for mere pedestrians, and a tendency to keel over unexpectedly while celebrating their faith in their own endurance.

is recognized by their monotonous low-stepping gait, expensive running shoes, visible disdain for mere pedestrians, and a tendency to keel over unexpectedly while celebrating their faith in their own endurance.

is a neurotic, bony, smug type who could bore the paint off a DC-10.

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