jogger, n.All

A Jogger is a neurotic, bony, smug type who could bore the paint off a DC-10.

A Jogger is recognized by their monotonous low-stepping gait, expensive running shoes, visible disdain for mere pedestrians, and a tendency to keel over unexpectedly while celebrating their faith in their own endurance.

A Jogger is a member of an ascetic cult given to public displays of self-abuse in city parks and along suburban thoroughfares.