fortune teller

dad joke

Cockney Rhyming Slang

sign

smoking

angle

being literal

trivia

insignificance

meaninglessness

indulging

dessert

Thanksgiving

division

riddle

time

baking

ancient egypt

NyQuil

pumpkin pie

pecan pie

peanut butter

Reese's Pieces

Reese's Peanut Butter Cup

Halloween

is an advance agent of the reaper whose name is indigestion.

PIE, n. An advance agent of the reaper whose name is Indigestion.

The better a pie tastes, the worse it is for you.

is not fattening - not the way some restaurants slice it.

Pie isn't fattening - not the way some restaurants slice it.

is a thing where the very best thing to put in it .. . is your teeth.

The best thing to put in a homemade pie is your teeth.

is the secret of our strength as a nation and the foundation of our industrial supremacy...

[P]ie... the secret of our strength as a nation and the foundation of our industrial supremacy...

is the American synonym of prosperity and its varying contents the calendar of the changing seasons. Pie is the food of the heroic. No pie-eating people can ever be permanently vanquished. It is a significant historical fact that England's glory was greatest in the days when her gallant sons ate pie.... True, there are doctors who preach against the pie habit and who profess to search for an antitoxin for the extinction of the pie microbe; but no one has ever known a doctor to refuse a second piece of pie.

Pie is the American synonym of prosperity and its varying contents the calendar of the changing seasons. Pie is the food of the heroic. No pie-eating people can ever be permanently vanquished. It is a significant historical fact that England's glory was greatest in the days when her gallant sons ate pie.... True, there are doctors who preach against the pie habit and who profess to search for an antitoxin for the extinction of the pie microbe; but no one has ever known a doctor to refuse a second piece of pie.

is just an excuse to put healthy foods inside of a giant salty cookie.

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