pie, n.All

A Pie tastes better the worse it is for you.

A Pie is a thing where the very best thing to put in it .. . is your teeth.

Pie is the American synonym of prosperity and its varying contents the calendar of the changing seasons. Pie is the food of the heroic. No pie-eating people can ever be permanently vanquished. It is a significant historical fact that England's glory was greatest in the days when her gallant sons ate pie.... True, there are doctors who preach against the pie habit and who profess to search for an antitoxin for the extinction of the pie microbe; but no one has ever known a doctor to refuse a second piece of pie.

Pie is an advance agent of the reaper whose name is indigestion.

How does a piece of pie see the future?Through a crust-al ball

A Pie is an advance agent of indigestion.

Pie eating was banned from 1644 - 1660 in England (by Oliver Cromwell) as a pagan form of pleasure.

Pie is just an excuse to put healthy foods inside of a giant salty cookie.

Pie is not fattening - not the way some restaurants slice it.

Pie is the secret of our strength as a nation and the foundation of our industrial supremacy...