Scotch whisky

whisky

is a thing one ought not drink with water, for it is drunk because one is thirsty, not dirty.

Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my Scotch, I say I'm thirsty'. not dirty.

is like riding a bike. Takes a while to get onto it. But then it's with you forever. #Scotch #TrySome

is like a father in law. It can help you, but not always in the kind way.

is like a fistful of cigarettes lightly drizzled in caramel punching you in the throat.

is like a good uncle when it's good. Not around every day, but always there when you need a friendly ear, and a shoulder to cry on.

is like drinking a campfire you just doused.

is like having a really cool old guy with a smokey voice whisper "you're the man" into your ear all night.