
A Scotch whisky is like a good uncle when it's good. Not around every day, but always there when you need a friendly ear, and a shoulder to cry on.
Scotch whisky is like riding a bike. Takes a while to get onto it. But then it's with you forever. #Scotch #TrySome
Scotch whisky was the only whisky allowed into the US during prohibition, as it was commonly prescribed as a medicine
Scotch whisky exports accounted for over 20 per cent of all UK food and drink exports in 2019.
Scotch whisky is a thing one ought not drink with water, for it is drunk because one is thirsty, not dirty.
Scotch whisky is like a father in law. It can help you, but not always in the kind way.
Scotch whisky is like having a really cool old guy with a smokey voice whisper "you're the man" into your ear all night.
Scotch whisky is like a fistful of cigarettes lightly drizzled in caramel punching you in the throat.