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is a thing which, when it was still connected to the street, it was also an intensification and articulation of the street. Now it has become utterly independent - contained, controlled, surveyed.

When shopping was still connected to the street it was also an intensification and articulation of the street. Now it has become utterly independent - contained, controlled, surveyed.

is what pretty women do, while crying is for plain women.

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. Oscar Wilde

is the fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have.

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have.

is not, in fact, how women spend all of their time. They spend part of it taking things back.

A woman does not spend all her time in buying things... she spends part of it in taking them back.

is the only time a woman has a true orgasm.

The only time a woman has a true orgasm is when she is shopping.

is better than sex because if one is not satisfied after shopping one can make an exchange for something one really likes.

Shopping is better than sex. If you're not satisfied after shopping you can make an exchange for something you really like.

is like sex for men too in that they can only manage it for five minutes and then they get tired.

Shopping is like sex for men too. They can only manage it for five minutes and then they get tired.

is denegrated, in part, out of sexist reasons. If men liked doing it, they'd call it research.

If men liked shopping, they'd call it research.

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