shopping, n.All

Where does Princess Leia go shopping?At the Darth Maul

Shopping is like sex for men too in that they can only manage it for five minutes and then they get tired.

Shopping is not, in fact, how women spend all of their time. They spend part of it taking things back.

Where does the T-rex go shopping?The dino store

Shopping is the fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have.

Shopping is the only time a woman has a true orgasm.

my wife told me to put ketchup on the shopping listNow I can't even read the darn thing

Shopping is denegrated, in part, out of sexist reasons. If men liked doing it, they'd call it research.

Michael Jackson had a friend who owned a mall close the entire thing down and populate it with people he knew to act as regular shoppers so the pop star could go shopping without being swarmed by fans.

Shopping is what pretty women do, while crying is for plain women.

Shopping is better than sex because if one is not satisfied after shopping one can make an exchange for something one really likes.

Shopping is a thing which, when it was still connected to the street, it was also an intensification and articulation of the street. Now it has become utterly independent - contained, controlled, surveyed.