Are Easier To Enter Than Leave

Become Someone’s Job

Clog

Close Too Slowly

Consume More Than They Create

Create Friction

Delay

Depend On Cooperation

Don’t Care About You

Feel Like A Monday

Feel Like Groundhog Day

Follow An Ambulance

Gender You Slowly

Have No Natural Enemy

Knot Up

Make A Day Feel Longer

Make Waiting Visible

Only Exist Because People Cooperate

Poison Slowly

Punish Assumptions

Punish Familiarity

Queue Up

Quietly Shape A Day

Resist Passage

Resist Stewardship

Seem To Have Intentions

Show Up When It Rains

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reckless driving

being late

coffee

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drive-thru

rush hour

merging

middle finger

California

food truck

lateness

is so bad these days that we'll soon have no-way streets.

The way traffic is in some cities, we'll soon have no-way streets.

is so bad these days that a Sunday driver is someone who doesn't have to be back at work until the following Tuesday.

The way traffic is nowadays, a Sunday driver is someone who doesn't have to be back at work until the following Tuesday.

is so bad these days that instead of getting a ticket for parking you ought to get a medal.

The way traffic is today, instead of getting a ticket for parking you ought to get a medal.

is so bad these days that it's easier to star on Broadway than it is to cross it.

The way traffic is today, it's easier to star on Broadway than it is to cross it.

is a lot of cars moving fast until your car joins them

is just a buffering system that the matrix uses to load our surroundings.

What if traffic is just a buffering system that the matrix uses to load our surroundings.

is so bad these days if your car stalls on the highway, it's no problem, you just blend in with the normal traffic flow.

I remember how embarrassed people used to get when their car stalled on the highway. Nowadays, it's no problem; you just blend in with the normal traffic flow.

is a problem easily solved --- just keep all the cars that are not paid for off the streets

One way to solve the traffic problem would be to keep all the cars that are not paid for, off the streets

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