umbrella, n.All

The Umbrella is a distinct snare to the traveler. They torment the spirit more than a scolding husband, get lost oftener than a baby, and are always where they should not be and never where they should.

The umbrella was originally intended to protect people from the sun, not the rain.

The Umbrella is a shelter for one; and a shower for two.

The Umbrella is device to forget.

What do slow-talking people sit under at the beach?An ummmmmmmbrella

The Umbrella is a Common property. One man's loss is another man's umbrella.

The Umbrella is a webbed palmtree.

The Umbrella is the essence of boredom.

The Umbrella makes a person look like a parachutist fallen to Earth.

An Umbrella is portable roof when it rains.