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Sartre: "I'd like a cup of coffee with sugar, but no cream" Waitress: "I'm sorry, Monsieur Sartre, we are all out of cream -- how about with no milk?"
Sartre: "I'd like a cup of coffee with sugar, but no cream" Waitress: "I'm sorry, Monsieur Sartre, we are all out of cream -- how about with no milk?"