France

French fry

Greece

dad joke

fried food

grease

Eiffel Tower

Frenchman

tripping

falling down

insanity

river

salad

bucket list

work

employer

employee

overtime

weekend

trivia

cheese

blue jeans

denim

wine

Denmark

flag

Norway

Poland

Finland

Netherlands

Indonesia

Thailand

time zone

poodle

vacation

one-liner

Germany

invasion

America

decapitation

is a country where the money falls apart and you can't tear the toilet paper.

France is a country where the money falls apart and you can't tear the toilet paper.

is a country difficult to unite given that it produces 263 kinds of cheese.

France: how can you unite a country that produces 263 kinds of cheese'

is a country for which the best thing that can be said is that it's not Germany.

The best thing that can be said for France is that it's not Germany.

is a country which going to war without is like going deer hunting without an accordion.

Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without an accordion.

is the most civilized country in the world and it doesn't care who knows it.

France is the most civilized country in the world and doesn't care who knows it.

is the only place where you can you complain to your wife that your girl friend doesn't understand you.

You know what I like about France? Where else can you complain to your wife that your girl friend doesn't understand you?

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