astronaut, n.One-Liners

Being an astronaut is probably the only profession where you don't lose your job after being fired.

For an astronaut to get to space, they really need to comet

I am Buzz Aldrin, second man on the moon, Neil before me.

I have hit the space bar for hours now but I still remain on earth.

If athletes get athlete's foot, do astronauts get mistletoe?