nonsense question, n.One-Liners

Why doesn't the glue in the bottle dry up?

Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants?

Why is the word "dictionary" in the dictionary?

Why does a grapefruit look nothing like a grape?

If a midget smokes weed, does he get medium?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

Can crop circles be square?

If you get into a taxi cab, and ask the driver to drive backwards to your destination, will the cab driver owe you money?

Why do we scrub Down and wash Up?

Do fish get thirsty?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Why do grocery stores buy so many checkout line registers if they only keep 3 or 4 open?

Why are highways build so close to the ground?

If an African elephant comes to America, is it an African-American elephant?

If wile e. coyote had enough money to buy all that acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

Why is it when two planes almost hit each other it is called a "near miss"?

Why do dogs walk around in circles before lying down?

Why do they call it 'chili' if it's hot?

If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?